Move over Elvira, make way for the Queen of Voluptious Vampire Babes....Miss Darci Dicktitski. No need for a seance to be summoned to her chambers....she has an open position for a generous and adoring male counterpart to sacrifice to Lava Daddy. It was "wierd" in high school but now everybody wants a big tiddy goth girlfriend. Luckily, I remain as such, despite the declining popularity of shopping malls and shitty local metal shows. Today, when asked "Damn girl! Is you gothic or sum'n", I can finally flip my proverbial bangs and say " Does it even really matter in the grand scheme of our march twoards the sweet release of death" translation: "Yes." Request me Rob Halford Style or get funky with a CyberGoth or PasteGoth option. Either way...I'll still be the batshit-crazy Dick Witch your youth pastor warned you about. You know you want to experince all that she has to offer. Just dont end up an offering yourself😉 Darci is famous for her devilishly long tounge. A known dick demon, she can posses and take your soul with one session. Come over to the dark side ;) we do that thing you like with our tongue. NO anal (the lords stinky loop-hole) NO rimming (NO Kiss of Shame rituals either.) NO bare ( if you want skin to skin....we can skin a goat and take it to the bog this full moon) NO kissing (I know you're tempted, but I have better things to do with my mouth) NO negotiations (I have the superior vocabulary, meaning I always win.)